“Are you affected by depression? Racing or suicidal thoughts? Depression & anxiety puts life on hold..”

-CSI-

-NFL-

“Call for your diabetus information pack today”

“Our biggest beef taco ever!”

“Have you been injured? Are you still waiting on an insurance claim? Our team of lawyers can…”

-Home Shopping-

“The gas-friendly SUV..”

“All you can eat for $5! That’s endless shrimp or chicken, plus our huge selection of pizza & pasta..”

-Celebrity Plastic Surgery-

“…and I approve this message.”

“..results in just 6 weeks! A Bowflex body”

“You’ll never go back to your old mop”

-Futbol Argentino-

“Debt? Mortgage? Foreclosure? Repossession? We can help”

“I’m a PC”

“..finance available for only $70/wk”

“Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you. Side-effects may include nausea, headaches, high blood pressure.. ”

-Everybody Loves Raymond-

“…a $700million solution to the Wall St collapse”

-Cribs Marathon-

“My acne was gone in 2 days!”

“100% American beef, bacon, cheese, beef, bacon, cheese, jalapenos with our smokey bbq sauce..”

-Mythbusters (but one you’ve seen a 100 times)-

“..expected to become a category 4 hurricane as it moves north..”

-CSI-

“When diet & exercise is not enough, there’s Lipitor. ..Tell your doctor if you experience side-effects”

-Family Guy-

“Gives you 4 hours of energy without the crash of an energy drink”

-Everybody Loves Raymond (the same episode as the other channel)-

“Don’t let allergies ruin your day”

“.. the biggest breakfast burger!”

“What’s your MPG?”

“Do you know what you want? I know what I want. My foundation to match my skin tone”

-Friends … followed by Everybody Loves Raymond-